New 24 and Heroes this week, and I plan on discussing what's wrong with them.
Firstly, 24. It was a pretty good episode this week, except for a few really dumb things. For example, the head terrorist (genocide guy) leaves the first husband with his men so he can take care of his girlfriends meddling sister. First of all how the hell does nobody recognize him, as it seems to be that he's on the news all the time killing people. Secondly, how much longer does he expect to be in the country for, that he can continue his dalliances with said girlfriend. Of course this was just to get him out of the place so Jack didn't get him, but then again he could have disappeared magically from a bullet filled room like he did last time. Also Jack stabbed a guy in the gut this episode and the guy died within 13 seconds. It was a puny knife too, he should have least bled out over the course of next episode. The bullet wound of the first husband also jumped a foot or 2 in the changing shots. Besides that Jack Bauer kicks ass.
Heroes, the show I hate yet continue to watch. Why do I torment myself in watching? So I can have an outlet for my anger. I mean seriously, this show makes less sense than Lost, and has worse acting than a Ron Jeremy movie (so I've been told). There were around 50 things wrong with this episode but I'll only name a few.
1) Clair is a 17/8 year old girl yet can beat up fully grown trained men. Not knocking girls here, but she would easily get whupped in a fight. Also how did she climb into the plane through the fuselage?
2) The fast running girl. She ran from Japan to Arkansas. This is around a 10 hour plane ride, yet she got there within a minute. Thus she runs 600 times faster than a plane traveling 500 miles per hour. That is 300 000 miles per hour, enough force to rip her to pieces. Also she had to run over the Pacific Ocean? Also how did she know how to get from Japan to Arkansas? And does she run through stuff at high speeds or avoid them. Seriously, WTF?
3)How does Peter, a male nurse, know how to operate submachine guns and pistols like he has this season?
4)Parkman, who is a worse actor than Pauly Shore, spontaneously discovered the ability to draw the future, and sees dead people.
5)Does the government know Nathan has powers? If so why don't they kill him?
6)How did everyone survive a plane crash with no injuries?
7)How did the powers progress from something maybe possible (i.e super fast healing genes, maybe a gene that makes you run pretty fast) to being able to turn stuff into ice, tell the future, go through walls, and create new dimensions. How is that genetically possible?
Basically Heroes blows as a show, but it's fun to make of.
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